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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Smite Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

$13.52

A giant finger from a thundercloud flattening a man in a suit, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's humour in one vintage-poster scene, on a kids heavy cotton tee.

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A giant finger reaches down out of a thundercloud and flattens a man in a business suit into the grass. It's Agoraphobic Nosebleed's sense of humour in one picture: blunt, absurd and a little cruel, like a grindcore song that's over before you know what hit you.

Design

  • Front: The Agoraphobic Nosebleed wordmark in black with a white outline, above a vintage-poster illustration of a huge finger coming out of a storm cloud and crushing a man in a suit on a green field.

About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Agoraphobic Nosebleed to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.

  • Fabric: 100% cotton
  • Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
  • Do not dry-clean

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  • CategoryKids' T-Shirts
  • Options10 variants
  • AvailabilityIn stock

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