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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Smite Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

$16.18

A giant finger from a thundercloud flattening a man in a suit, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's humour in one vintage-poster scene, on a unisex softstyle tee.

Clothing sizes 5XL
Gildan Colors White
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A giant finger reaches down out of a thundercloud and flattens a man in a business suit into the grass. It's Agoraphobic Nosebleed's sense of humour in one picture: blunt, absurd and a little cruel, like a grindcore song that's over before you know what hit you.

Design

  • Front: The Agoraphobic Nosebleed wordmark in black with a white outline, above a vintage-poster illustration of a huge finger coming out of a storm cloud and crushing a man in a suit on a green field.

About the Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

The Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is an easy everyday layer: light enough for summer shows and soft enough to live in all year. Smooth ring-spun cotton gives the Agoraphobic Nosebleed design a crisp base, and the tubular body means no itchy side seams.

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Weight: Lightweight, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a ribbed crew neckline that won't curl
  • Build: Tubular body with no side seams, twill-taped shoulders
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) with similar colours
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
  • Do not dry-clean

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  • CategoryT-Shirts
  • Options18 variants
  • AvailabilityIn stock

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