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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Smite Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
A giant finger from a thundercloud flattening a man in a suit, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's humour in one vintage-poster scene, on a unisex softstyle tee.
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A giant finger reaches down out of a thundercloud and flattens a man in a business suit into the grass. It's Agoraphobic Nosebleed's sense of humour in one picture: blunt, absurd and a little cruel, like a grindcore song that's over before you know what hit you.
Design
- Front: The Agoraphobic Nosebleed wordmark in black with a white outline, above a vintage-poster illustration of a huge finger coming out of a storm cloud and crushing a man in a suit on a green field.
About the Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
The Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is an easy everyday layer: light enough for summer shows and soft enough to live in all year. Smooth ring-spun cotton gives the Agoraphobic Nosebleed design a crisp base, and the tubular body means no itchy side seams.
- Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Weight: Lightweight, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a ribbed crew neckline that won't curl
- Build: Tubular body with no side seams, twill-taped shoulders
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F) with similar colours
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
- Do not dry-clean
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- CategoryT-Shirts
- Options18 variants
- AvailabilityIn stock
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