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Agoraphobic Nosebleed You're Born Banner Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
Tattoo-flash pliers in a yellow halo, wrapped in a YOU'RE BORN, YOU DO SHIT, YOU DIE! banner, a blunt Agoraphobic Nosebleed motto, on a kids heavy cotton tee.
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A pair of pliers in a glowing yellow halo, tied with a ribbon banner that sums up life in three short lines. It's tattoo-flash style with a grim punchline, under the Agoraphobic Nosebleed wordmark in pale yellow. Short and blunt, like an ANb song.
Design
- Front: The AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED wordmark in pale yellow above tattoo-style pliers in a yellow halo, wrapped in a banner reading YOU'RE BORN / YOU DO SHIT / YOU DIE!
About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Agoraphobic Nosebleed to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.
- Fabric: 100% cotton
- Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
- Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
- Do not dry-clean
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- CategoryKids' T-Shirts
- Options10 variants
- AvailabilityIn stock
Shipping rates are shown at checkout. Every piece is made to order: you can change or cancel your order until it goes into processing. Once processing has started we can't accept returns or exchanges. See our Return Policy.

