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Agoraphobic Nosebleed You're Born Banner Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

$13.52

Tattoo-flash pliers in a yellow halo, wrapped in a YOU'RE BORN, YOU DO SHIT, YOU DIE! banner, a blunt Agoraphobic Nosebleed motto, on a kids heavy cotton tee.

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A pair of pliers in a glowing yellow halo, tied with a ribbon banner that sums up life in three short lines. It's tattoo-flash style with a grim punchline, under the Agoraphobic Nosebleed wordmark in pale yellow. Short and blunt, like an ANb song.

Design

  • Front: The AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED wordmark in pale yellow above tattoo-style pliers in a yellow halo, wrapped in a banner reading YOU'RE BORN / YOU DO SHIT / YOU DIE!

About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Agoraphobic Nosebleed to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.

  • Fabric: 100% cotton
  • Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
  • Do not dry-clean

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  • CategoryKids' T-Shirts
  • Options10 variants
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