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Agoraphobic Nosebleed You're Born Banner Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Tattoo-flash pliers in a yellow halo, wrapped in a YOU'RE BORN, YOU DO SHIT, YOU DIE! banner, a blunt Agoraphobic Nosebleed motto, on a sweatshirt.
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A pair of pliers in a glowing yellow halo, tied with a ribbon banner that sums up life in three short lines. It's tattoo-flash style with a grim punchline, under the Agoraphobic Nosebleed wordmark in pale yellow. Short and blunt, like an ANb song.
Design
- Front: The AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED wordmark in pale yellow above tattoo-style pliers in a yellow halo, wrapped in a banner reading YOU'RE BORN / YOU DO SHIT / YOU DIE!
About the Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
The Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt is pure comfort: a warm cotton-polyester fleece that keeps the Agoraphobic Nosebleed design crisp and the collar in shape wash after wash.
- Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Weight: Medium-heavy, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
- Build: Ribbed knit collar, double-needle stitching, no side seams
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
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- CategorySweatshirts
- Options16 variants
- AvailabilityIn stock
Shipping rates are shown at checkout. Every piece is made to order: you can change or cancel your order until it goes into processing. Once processing has started we can't accept returns or exchanges. See our Return Policy.

