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Agoraphobic Nosebleed Smite Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

$25.40

A giant finger from a thundercloud flattening a man in a suit, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's humour in one vintage-poster scene, on a unisex crewneck sweatshirt.

Clothing sizes 2XL
Gildan Colors White
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A giant finger reaches down out of a thundercloud and flattens a man in a business suit into the grass. It's Agoraphobic Nosebleed's sense of humour in one picture: blunt, absurd and a little cruel, like a grindcore song that's over before you know what hit you.

Design

  • Front: The Agoraphobic Nosebleed wordmark in black with a white outline, above a vintage-poster illustration of a huge finger coming out of a storm cloud and crushing a man in a suit on a green field.

About the Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

The Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt is pure comfort: a warm cotton-polyester fleece that keeps the Agoraphobic Nosebleed design crisp and the collar in shape wash after wash.

  • Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Weight: Medium-heavy, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Build: Ribbed knit collar, double-needle stitching, no side seams
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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  • Options16 variants
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